Iron Man kicks Robin Hood's ass.

So. Over the weekend I went to see both Robin Hood and Iron Man 2. Hey, this is what you do when you can't sit on your couch and watch baseball because you aren't able to drink beer. Side note: baseball requires beer. Fact. But I digress... I saw both movies, and let me just say, Russell Crowe may look nice without his shirt on, it doesn't make up for the fact that he couldn't act his way on to a puppet show. He plays the same freaking character, in the same way in every single movie. I'm convinced that he just shows up to the set, reads lines he's phoned in from his hot tub in the Aussie outback. Now RDJ's Tony Stark? THAT'S A CHARACTER. That's ACTING. Maybe RDJ just has more life experiences to draw from. I guess years of self-abuse, jail time, waking up in random children's beds after a 3-day bender, this will happen. All I know, 10 minutes into Robin Hood, I'm looking at my phone to see when this mess will end. When the IM2 credits rolled, I wished there were 2 more hours of it.