Trailer Trash Barbie

Good grief woman! What the hell happened to you? Barefoot, cheetos loving Britney Spears seems to have fallen off of the pop princess cloud she once ruled. This girl really needs some help. Are there any exterminators that specialize in removing the specila species of leech that wears wife beaters and procreates like wild bunnies? The only thing seperating her from the other trailer park moms is the bank account.

I've never been crazy about facial hair although there are some people out there who need it. Can you picture Abraham Lincoln without the beard? I'm trying to think of some hotties out there who look better with the beard but I'm drawing a blank. Remember when Brad Pitt grew that nasty beard? Yuck.